Cricket Web Big Brother Sign Up Thread

CRICKETWEB BIG BROTHER


Jessica Alba appears sitting on a chair, clearly the new "Gretel" of the CWBB. She says, "What's the twist, Big Brother?"
"Is it the house?"
"Is it the tasks?"
"Or is it.. the housemates?"
CWBB - assume there will be at least one knobhead. expect someone to walk around naked.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, the CricketWeb Big Brother is beginning. There will be a maximum of 14 housemates. In combined housemate/Big Brother roles will be benchmark and I.

We still haven't finalised how it will be run, but let's see who's interested. The prize money? $1000000. However there is a $1000000 fine for any coughing, sneezing, forgetting to wear your microphone and breathing.

HERE IS THE SIGN UP FOR

Name:
Age:
Special Talents:
Why you think you should be in the house:
If you had a superpower, what would it be:
Personal motto:
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on:

Sounds ripping.

This'll be conducted in the testing forum because its the happening place these days, its another boost to the already-rising reputation of this great forum.

Get behind it!

Yep sign me uP!

How could I say no? I`m hooked already. Naked monkey. That is all.

I am in by default, why? because i can.

i'm in. can i bring my pineapple?

andyc said:

i'm in. can i bring my pineapple?

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Scandal! It`s just like the Logans! You`ll have double the chances. Looks like we`ll have to have a twin eviction. Sicko.

Oooh oooh! Pick me!!!

steds said:

Oooh oooh! Pick me!!!

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Well, if we`re letting the pineapple in...

Name: Hogette G. Eustace McDonald
Age: 41
Special Talents: Pog identification
Why you think you should be in the house: To spread the word of the pog
If you had a superpower, what would it be: Random Pog Generation
Personal motto: "I wish i could generate Pogs at the click of my fingers"
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: Pogs

Sorry but this is serious Nick. Rejected.

exactly how much on camera ***ual activity will be required?

Name: Chaulky
Age: 20
Special Talents: um cooking
Why you think you should be in the house: cos i can be random sumtimes
If you had a superpower, what would it be: instant maccas with a clap
Personal motto: u cant catch me im the viveash man
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: cars houses etc...

Gotta be minus points for lack of nursery-rhyme knowledge there...

andyc said:

exactly how much on camera ***ual activity will be required?

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With or without the pineapple?

Name: Sean Bennett
Age: N/A
Special Talents: cushion/cakes
Why you think you should be in the house: because I'm cooler than you all
If you had a superpower, what would it be: I do have superpowers, stupid...but if I could have one I don't have, it'd be walking on water because Jesus is my hero
Personal motto: "Keep it going, let's not lose it, feel the flow"

...Sorry. Just had to slip a line from a Corrs song in somewhere
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: Beer for everybody

CRICKETWEB BIG BROTHER


Name: Nath Patrick
Age: Master
Special Talents: Drinking other people`s snot. Making other people drink my snot.
Why you think you should be in the house: I need somewhere to live man, it gets cold at nights.
If you had a superpower, what would it be: X-ray vision... MMM. That`d be awesome, because I could *giggle* see... like... food through the cupboard! Tee hee hee!
Personal motto: The only ginger that`s edible is marmalade ginger.
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: Buying a new computer for Richard every time he eats one. And I need that much money...

Name: Punter
Age: 17
Special Talents: Outstanding Endurance
Why you think you should be in the house: For a bit of controversy
If you had a superpower, what would it be: Extreme strength
Personal motto: If u cant fix it, break it some more!!
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: Cricketing equipment, House

Name: Goffy
Age: 25
Special Talents: Knows Everything
Why you think you should be in the house: My pearls of wisdom
If you had a superpower, what would it be: I already have it, i know everything
Personal motto: Ask me, Ill tell you!!
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: If there was prize money?? What do you mean if???

Name: superkingdave
Age: 23
Special Talents: Gary Coleman impressions
Why you think you should be in the house: I once met David Hasselhof
If you had a superpower, what would it be: supersonic backflips
Personal motto: Ignis aurum probat, miseria fortes viros/ In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: jazz mags