James Anderson says Australia is bullying England

[Son Of Coco]

I like this young Duckett chap. Seems to have his heart in the right place.

 

[Gnske]

Didn't Jimmy once knocked Michael Clarke with a pad after being encouraged by Damien Martyn. Karma

Committing violence against Michael Clarke is something only the true men of brawn do though.

Forget that incident as a black-mark on Jimmy's record.

 

[Cow]

Didn't Jimmy once knocked Michael Clarke with a pad after being encouraged by Damien Martyn. Karma

Even the Aussies can't stand each other.

 

[TNT]

Even the Aussies can't stand each other.

And even the pommie cricketers are bullying Anderson.

 

[Cow]

And even the pommie cricketers are bullying Anderson.

In Burnley, the pouring of a pint over the head of a friend is considered an English pleasantry.

It's a northern thing.

 

[ImpatientLime]

I can't help but feel that every post is going over TNTs head

 

[Groundking]

This tour just keeps on giving, what a ****ing shambles.

 

[Red]

Maybe everyone should just **** up and get on with playing cricket.

Every **** in the world has to have an opinion or something to whinge about nowadays.

 

[Gob]

This tour just keeps on giving, what a ****ing shambles.

Its hilarious tbh

 

[Burgey]

Does Duckett have Australian ancestry?

No Australian would waste a pint.

Complete the following:

There was a young man named Ben Duckett..

 

[Cow]

No Australian would waste a pint.

Complete the following:

There was a young man named Ben Duckett..

Aussies can't even tackle a pint. Luckily, her majesty provided Australia with large sherry glasses (schooners). A more manageable amount of alcohol for a young Australian buck to drink before he passes out.

#TrueStory

 

[S.Kennedy]

I've actually not had the cultural experience of ever drinking XXXX, but Fosters is one of the most repellent lagers ever, gnat's piss.

 

[Gnske]

I've actually not had the cultural experience of ever drinking XXXX, but Fosters is one of the most repellent lagers ever, gnat's piss.

Then you'll be familiar with the taste of XXXX Gold for sure.

It's disgraceful

 

[Cow]

You rarely see Fosters in Australia. It seems to be rats piss specifically exported to the UK market.

There's some decent micro-beers circulating around inner Melbourne, where as you all know, Australia's best and brightest tend to mingle.

 

[Gnske]

Is that what cosmopolites are calling ciders now.

 

[Cow]

I would murder a decent cider at the moment.

 

[BoyBrumby]

No Australian would waste a pint.

Complete the following:

There was a young man named Ben Duckett..

Who ordered his booze by the bucket
He dumped a glass on our Jim
So it's curtains for him
But Perth is a ****hole, so **** it

 

[TNT]

I'm pretty sure in England they pronounce it Douquet.

 

[Furball]

Who ordered his booze by the bucket
He dumped a glass on our Jim
So it's curtains for him
But Perth is a ****hole, so **** it

Good work sir.

 

[TNT]

Would today qualify as Australia bullying england.